Mr Tom Utley,The Daily Mail columnist has written,

that 99% of Belgians have more than average number of legs.He goes on to explain that the overwhelming majority of Belgians have two legs,and none has three,but as unfortunate few have lost one or both,this averages the number down somewhat.I admire Mr Utley's diligence immensely,in fact at times when I read his column I ask myself - has this man read my mind before writing? Three legs,Mr Utley? Well, you have done it again.For I do possess them myself.It cannot be, I hear you say. Yes,it can.It is not an everyday occurrence, I admit.It only happens sometimes. But happen it does.Many of you may have heard about having "two left feet" when dancing. Well, I have three.