Laughter really is the best medicine.

In today's Daily Mail there is a piece on The Baronet Benjamin Slade, who,at 70,is looking for a young bride able to give him children. "I am interviewing hard.I have had a few proposals,but sometimes the women are past their sell-by date and have been over the guns a few times...I have bought a back stretcher and hang upside down on it for five minutes every morning.It works wonder for the chin and neckline.I also have some "sky boots" with a hook in the top so I can hang upside down...I am also on the Genghis Khan diet,which is recommended for the young lotharios and involves eating sweet potato,sunflower seeds and horny goat weed." I am laughing so hard,my sides have almost split.I wish the horny old goat all the luck in the world.