Sex on the beach. 29/08/2016

I had the Sex on the beach for the very first time in a five star Hotel Thermia Palace in a spa town of Piestany, Slovakia. The coctail,not sex! I wish! I have ordered it now and then when cruising. It is not offered under the name Sex on the beach anymore,for understandable reason. I have never heard,over the years, any-one order the coctail. Until tonight. First dates. Joe,23, a Bristol hairdresser, had asked for it. His date Spencer,21,another hairdresser,[the fastest blow-dryer in Basildon,was it?] If ever there were two people made for each other,it is these two. May they enjoy the sex for years to come. My heart went out to the 25 year old shy ,awkward part time DJ,so out of his comfort zone on a date with a 21 year old classics student,so out of his league. The God is upstairs,could he,please,pair him with someone who would bring him out of his shell,downstairs. The lovely receptionist with sparkling teeth matched by her sparkling personality dreaming about a perfect man who would give her a perfect home and a perfect child. Common,boys,chase up this perfect home-maker in waiting.