How is my dating going? 24/10/2016

It is neither coming,nor is it going.My love life is in the doldrums and at this rate it is going to stay there in the foreseeable future.Why go to all the trouble and expense of contacting a dating agency,answering a page after page of questions and paying for the privilege,then enclosing a photograph that should never have seen the light of day.Unless it makes you look ten years younger and ten kilos lighter, do not let a living soul lay eyes on it.That a photo like that can be taken, I can confirm,true, you have to take 700 of them as my sister did when we went on a twelve night cruise together,As fast as she took them I erased them,finally one was to my satisfaction.Are you sure this one I can publish.Yes, I was almost sure,but the cruise was coming to an end and every-one was asking her if she was on the ship by herself,so I said publish and be damned.And she did,like a flash of lightning,and clever as she is, she installed 30 several years old photographs of me,too.Everyone was none the wiser. To this day we roll about with laughter when we talk about it. Some men are naked to the waist! To the waist! Oh,no,there was a lawyer yesterday who looks even better than the diplomat,but lives too far,so I sent him a nice message thanking him for his interest and should he allocate closer,to please contact me.He wrote back if ever I reconsidered he would be very happy to hear from me.And judging by his long list of dislikes and a short list of likes,I have no doubt that in five years he will still be on the agency's books! And at the rate I am going, me too!