Are you sure you have read the instructions,

asked my sister, hitting the nail on the head, trying hard not to burst out laughing... not doing something you should have done or doing what you shouldn't,it wouldn't surprise me, as you never read any instructions!... What is the point in trying to deny the undeniable. As a rule I do not read instructions,I just kind of get down to it and get on with it. Until things go wrong and I am forced to reassess my approach. Too late for that now, so have done the second best thing-have applied a hair colour remover  [had bought three for the price of two,no less,in readiness for an emergency like this]. A stroke of luck, having found the lotion on the shelf of my favourite chemist BOOTS.The chemist has now been taken over by an American chain called...cant remember, starting with W. There was a massive branch of W near the Hilton hotel in The Times Square, when I was in the Big Apple for the first time.I brought home from there the most wonderful organic blueberry eye cream and day cream.I do not know what difference it made to my skin,but it smelled divine and was a dream to use.When I stopped over in NY on my way to the Caribbean in November 2014, the first thing I did was to try and find a branch of W,but there wasn't any in the hotel's vicinity and I had no time to look around as I had stayed overnight only. So when I had learnt the W took over BOOTS,I was overjoyed, hoping some American cosmetics,etc would be sold here,too.Some brands are, but it looks very unlikely I will be able to get these particular creams in London.         But why did I digress?