24/03/2016 Mr Cameron is taking his family for Easter to Lanzarote.

Again.The first time he went I asked myself-who on earth would want to go to Lanzarote on holiday voluntarily and pay for the privilege? Now I am asking myself-am I missing something? True,it has ten five star hotels.And the weather.But the scenery!Barren,monotonous. It has one advantage-no prying eyes or long lenses of the paparazzis hiding in the bushes as there are no bushes to hide in. And, of course, away from the hassle and bustle the family can spend some quality time together.They are a nice family and deserve this.I think it is abominable that Mr Cameron can do no right as far as the press is concerned.Leave them alone. History will judge him as a Prime Minister.Do not judge him as a family man and do not intrude into his family life. The privacy laws in Great Britain leave a lot to be desired. I have been to Lanzarote several times.True I have bought there the most adorable shirts for my little god-sons and some run of the mill jewellery. And this time the island is again on ship's agenda.Only I am not getting off the ship.I am staying put.If the sun shines on my side,will be lying in the altogether on the balcony.If it does not, will be lying in my swimming costume on the Riviera deck. Having Ventura almost to myself. There is nothing whatsoever left on the island to tempt me to go to see. Or buy.There is not a decent coffee shop,there is not a decent home made cake. How many what?-asked a waitress when I queried how many shots of coffee goes into their latte,it looked so anemic,utterly unappealing.I knew then it was not my day to indulge. Of course,there is something on the island that must be Mr Cameron's cup of tea.But what on earth can it be? So have a lovely holiday Prime Minister, the time spent with your family must be so precious as there is so very little of it.