Monday, 28 January 2019

So last night at dinner I wore my light blue 3/4 M&S jeans.

No-one said a thing,but judging by the look of one or to women, they met their Waterloo.One said something to her partner,he looked me up and down. I have no doubt  Marks & Spencer  was again the talk of the ship !
I fail to understand why any-one should object to them,when I pair them with an   antique top,high heels and a matching bag.
There are women who do not carry a handbag  with an evening dress,many men haven't been to a barber for months,some men and women smell and we  still have quite a long sail ahead of us.This is incomprehensible to me as water is free and all the toiletries are provided,items can easily be washed in the sink with a shampoo or a shower gel,I do it every day and there is a launderette with washers and driers,a good iron and a clean ironing board.There is no excuse to smell.English smell, Germans smell, other nationalities smell.
And what is it about the socks and the most awful sandals men put on, and their partners often have identical.Identical! And if only those, the tops and  shorts,too. On every ship.And still they mind my M&S jeans!

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