Tenerife

A port of call of every ship I have been on and quite rightly so.

It has everything, the sea, the sand, the sun, oh the sun, the best medicine for aching bones, for a broken heart.

There is nothing of importance on the island I have not seen, so now I walk the long walk, go inside Zara, sit in front of McDonalds enjoying the best wi-fi in town and then have the most excellent latte, the most excellent cake, the most excellent fresh orange juice, take one more to go, and take the long walk back to the ship.