There was a holey man in the gym yesterday.

He took off his sneakers.He had a great big gaping hole in his right sock.How can a woman send her husband into the world wearing a holey sock? A holey sock, for cry now loud. This day and age when you can pick up a pair for next to nothing. My bag was where he was standing, when I went to pick it up,the stench from his smelly feet overpowered me. Several days ago. a couple came to use the treadmills ,he stood to the left of me,the unpleasant smell of unwashed sweaty top was nothing to the nauseatingly reeking armpits she uncovered standing to the right of me. What have I done to deserve this? Don't these people have noses? Don't they shower,wash clothes. After five minutes I was feeling so sick,I left. 80 % of men on this ship need a decent haircut,70% of men need a decent shave,60% need a bath.I think 50% of cruisers do not fit inside the small shower cubicles, because they are too fat. Yet the bigger they are, the more food they pile up on the plates. Some do go to the gym, only God knows why, because their effort to lose weight is minimal. In the evenings the smell of sweat in the gym is appalling,ventilation non-existent,so the same stale unpleasant air is circulated. The people who had designed the gym should be strung up,they certainly have no idea what a gym needs. Yet on channel 22 we get constant self-praise about how wonderful the Queen Elizabeth is. Don't they ever listen to a feedback? In the Garden lounge this morning there were two men sitting at a nearby table. One of them  pulled  a ball of wool and knitting needles from a bag. Only then did I realize, that he was a she. Why do women dress like men? They match them even with short back and sides,not just big pot bellies, clumpy shoes and ill fitted trousers. How can a man take pride in a partner who looks like a mini me?... MAN IS AS OLD AS HE FEELS, WOMAN IS AS OLD AS SHE LOOKS.