According to the very respectable Washington Post

TheThermia Palace, the five star spa hotel in Piestany,Sovakia,is the seventh best place in the world to lose weight.I do not go to this lovely hotel to lose weight, I like my food too much.I go there to indulge and to have the most wonderful  treatments.I arrived today for six nights,my sister and her husband have joined me  for two.The room is immaculate.This is the only hotel where  I never have to wipe the drawers before unpacking.I did check the first time, spotless, the second time  equally clean, the third time - well, why did I bother.
The weather  has been glorious, tomorrow all is going to change.Who cares, when one is being spoilt and looked after, and taken care of from morning til night.